LotusMox
Auntie's Sentence
Sorcery
common
Choose one —
• Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland permanent card from it. That player discards that card.
• Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
• Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland permanent card from it. That player discards that card.
• Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
"Stop whining, elf. The rest of us can see that it's *perfectly* fair, heh!"
Illustrated by Vincent Christiaens